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Kenneth A. Larson has a quarter century of experience in design and construction of scenery for the Entertainment Industry and Theme Parks using Computer Aided and Traditional approaches to Design. Also experience in other areas of Design.
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Ken Quotes


I have all the self esteem I deserve.

The only time I want to be noticed is when I'm crossing the street.

Chocolate is part of a plant-based diet.

I'm not too fat, just too short for my weight.

The glass isn't half empty or half full, it's just too big.

The world needs more Muppets.

You can hear better with your mouth closed.

We all die if we live long enough.

If life was easy, we would all do it.

Only God can tell you where to go.

Dog spelled backwards in God, cat spelled backwards is tac.

I wish I could sing. So does everyone around me.

If it ain't Baroque, don't faux it.

Real men eat quiche if they want to.

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories, in Hell, water is high calorie.

Getting old is the consequence of living a long time.

God made dogs to make us happy, and cats to keep us humble.

There are no calories in a doughnut hole.


This site is a light hearted alternative to my commercial design portfolio site. This site's only purpose is for your enjoyment. There is no paid advertising and I make no profit. If your are in need of a designer, please check my commercial site www.kesigndesign.com. A non-tax deductable donation to help cover the costs may be made at the Contact page. Kesign Design Consulting

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