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Political Humor

One of the strengths of the American system of government, is that we are allowed to laugh at ourselves. We can laugh at our president, as well they all deserve it, and we are not placed before a firing squad. Regardless of which political party you belong, or don’t belong, it is better to tease each other over our political differences and laugh at ourselves, than it is to use physical violence to try to change the other person’s opinion. Politics should be taken seriously, but how can we?. I did not author most of these, I simply pass them along for your enjoyment. Like most users of e-mail, I receive many humorous, thoughtful, or otherwise interesting e-mails. Once in a while, one really sticks out. I include some here. Since I don't know the source of most of these, I apologize for not giving proper credit. Feel free to let me know if you know the source of any of them.

Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake !" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.

Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given the Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall.

The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire."